You are a flattened tin can.
RAWR. Excuse me while I melt on my little island of barren soil and coconuts.I do not like the fact that I am being undermined by, dare I say it?, lesser beings D: Clearly they are undeserving of whatever they get, yet somehow, by multiple incidents of miracles, I suck more.
Oh my sainted paint box.
The winds will take pity on the darling fruit of my lollipop tree ♥
I loves you, please don't die oneth me.
My computer is secretly a fish in disguise, just like everyone else. :O THE SHOCK HORROR. Ahaha:D WHOO!

