LE CIEL EST GRIS

WHAT THE FUCK GO TO HELL MANZXZXZX.

Hello dear non existent readers. I got a love note from a teacher today. She said she was completely in love with my awesome algebra and wanted to marry it. Her letter, or post it rather, went as follows.


PLEASE finish, by day's end.

Joy, I am quite disappointed that you did not put in effort to listen in class and do corrections properly. As such, I would require you to redo Q13 to 26 and put it in my pigeon hole by the end of the day.

Ms Sia.



DAMN YOU BITCH. Go to hell. I was freaking pissed off today, thus I decided to vent my unnecessary, not to mention unhealthy anger back to her. Its called the incident ray and reflected ray and stuff. Just that my reflected ray, as compared to hers, is a ton bigger. HA! In your fat face!

Just to spite her, or more simply, to make myself feel more shiok about myself, I went to reply a letter to her. Hopefully it was biting and sarcastic enough, unless of course she's epidemically and of course, intellectually dense, which I'm not to doubtful of actually.

I told her that she had barely known me for a month, and yet she was making such biased judgments. I also added that in lieu of blah blah blah blah argument, I believed that her point was rather poorly supported, as such character impressions cannot be solely based on a single assignment.

I went on and on and on, which I hope successfully conveyed the intended message. The message that SHE SUCKS SOCKS. Seriously mehh mehh. Even a sheep can do better. Honestly, I don't give a shit that I practically phailed the entire Assignment, I was more pissed off at the fact that

1) She doesn't know me
2) Because we don't talk at all. I'm surprised she even knows my name
3) I don't associate with wannabe slut bitches

Just because I didn't follow your darling algebraic formulae, you think that I have an apparent lack of attention in class. Screw you. Or not. Eeeeee... PLUS, she scribbled continuously on my page in orange pen: YOU DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS!!!

Had she perhaps considered that I had in fact paid rapt attention in class, but either ways failed to understand anything due to her crap teaching. Now, I'm not trying to shift the blame to her. Its just my fault, relax yeah.

I'M JUST SORRY FOR MY LACK OF MATHEMATICAL TALENT. I'M JUST SORRY FOR MY LACK OF COMPREHENSION OF ALGEBRA. I'M JUST SORRY FOR EVERY WRONG AND BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS GOD FORSAKEN, MATH-CRAZY WORLD!

Screw you.

posted by JOY FENGAY @ 11:56 pm