news year~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYS~! its new years eve!!!!! yayayayayayayayyayaayyaayayyyyyys~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm going into ______ school! yay me~!!!!!! yayayayyayayayayayayayas~!!!!!!!! if you're wondering why i censored out the school i'm going to, its because i'm too old and i refuse to admit it. gar.
happy news year and a (very) early christmas :D
hope everyone has a depressing 2009 ahead of them. and....
hope i have a happy 2009 ahead of me
stupid fruggin haircut.
i got a damn haircut. stupid.............................. the effing hair-person was some woman who looked like an emo. cos all the phone calls that came was for some other person called May (who was not attending to me) . talk about unpopularity. and coz of the fags who made the phone calls, all her emo-ness seemed to have been directed at me. so now my hair looks like emo-ness.
ARGH. :((((((((((((( they look like old socks.......in a blender......
*whine whine whine whine whine whine whine* .....shouldn't have gone.
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joy want big volocano explosion.
joy want ice cream.
joy want some one to go to hell.
stupid fags who smoke fags. lame shits
piano lesson from hell + smart tip to space out during lessons and not get caught
hello. valued readers. i have returned alive from hell which btw is infested with bananas skin. piano sucks. no. actually the teacher sucks. i'm better off without him. ok. so now for the promised tip:
if your music teacher asks you a dumb question like to insert your own dynamics into a piece, just play it loud all the way. scientifically proven, human brains hate random patterns. so the dumbass teacher of yours will just assume that you actually played with different dynamics. genius eh? 100% guranteed to work.
and another thing, irrevelant to our current topic.
if you go to a party and some old person suddenly stares at you, irregardless of whether you know her or not, irregardless of whether he/she is a lesbian/gay/homo/bi/any of the above, stare back until he/she looks away.
howeve if she/he approaches you, tell her/him that you have rabies. chances are, he/she will start freaking out and leave you alone.
i learnt this 1st hand. oh well.
happy boxing day. happy opening your xmas prezzies. and please try to reframe from boxing up something. most probably your hamster........ STOP HAMSTER ABUSE!
got over.
ok. i finally got over my past anger about xmas. all thanks to joy's anger management. if you wanna control your anger and get over hating the world, call 1900-help-me-kami-sama. if it worked for me, it can work for you~!
ok. anyway. i suddenly remembered a quote by a certain someone that made perfect sense although it sounded quite ridiculous. here:
why do we live? we already start dying as soon as we live.
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well, i have the answer to the guy's question:
i have no idea. but that's another reason to start loving the world. yep. the world is a beautiful place (compared to the world in casshern sins at least) so appreciate it. it's gonna kick the bucket soon and we're all gonna follow it anyways.
make sense right? i'm obviously right.
worstest-est-est-est-est-est xmas.
GAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR................... stupid fucking piss-offs. pieces of inferior shits. bloody fatasses. crapped up losers. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckedy fuck.
yes i am having the worst christmas ever. lemme tell you why.
1st thing in the morning when i wake up, there's practically no one home. this year, there's no fucking christmas tree or fucking christmas presents or even any fucking christmas dinners. bloody fucking day.
and now i somehow ended up in a bloody house where there is fucking nothing for me to do, except for using the com (which is good enough)......anyways, here i have to fucking pretend i like everybody and fucking smile and fucking look happy. fucking annoying.
wa lao. now i'm swearing like hell. urgh..........*peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace peace* its only for a day........ bear with it ok.......ok. i hope the day ends soon.
goodbye and good riddance to a crappy bloody day like this one.
swimming in the rain.
got 2 words for swimming in the rain.
it's.cold
duh. what made me wanna go anyway?.....hmmm i wonder....... maybe the thought of freezing my ass off just sounded appealing in a perverted way. hahas. i guess it did.
and i also realised that i looked (and am) f*cking fat. garrrrrrr......shittty shits. hate it. only losers are fat (with the exception of me) oh no..
ok anyway, just as a GENTLE reminder, please do not attempt to swim in the pool when it's pouring and lightning has already struck the wading pool already. thank you:D
glitzy xmas prezzie <3 daisuki~!!!!!!!
guess what yours truly got for an xmas prezzie from the kami-sama~!!! guess ~!!!!!!!!!!!! the answer's gonna gonna make you go 'tau -_-'''' ok....anyway......the answer.....
*drumroll drumroll drumroll*.........
NOT TELLING~!!!!!!! isn't that just the nicest gift ever? thank you dear god :)
you so went tau!!!!! now you owe me 5 bucks. heh heh.
ok fine i'll tell you since you're so curious. see! i'm so nice right. thank me. anyways.
for 2008's christmas, i received .....................................................expensive plastic.
yup no kiddin. i really received plastic, courtesy of my dear dear dear dear mommy. aren't you jealous.......don't be. you'll get your share of expensive artificicial chemicals in due time. meanwhile, try not to abduct my mom and blackmail her into giving you what she gave me.
have a nice day and don't eat your cat. thank you :)
baaaaaacccckkkkk from malaysia :D
yipees~!!! yays~!!!!! back from a very
unique trip... hees:D
now i know what its like drving on country roads in the night. lets say its like drving around without a specific directioin in perpetual darkness. but as long as you stay somewhere between two glow-in-the-dark thingies which seem to be hovering above the road, you wont crash. 100% guranteed or your money back. sweet deal right? :D
ok anyways. i made a piece absolutely fabulous art that is (or was) made out of chikus, courtesy of my dear dear grand-aunt. unfortunately, i'm unable to upload an image of it. oh well. u can go whine to youe mommy about it. i don't care how you feel about your own misfortune.
~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR~
3 stupid cuts/ bleah...
thanks to a certain person, i'm now suffering from 3 cuts on my elbow, 2 on left, 1 on right. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DUMBASS~!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok. anyway like i care actually. they don't exactly hurt, only one big red swelled up on hurts like......well, pain.
the ahem-ahem person pushed me into a bush, with nice LONG, STICKY-OUT, POKEY branches. well, he didn't actually push me into the bush, i actually got nudged and fell on my own on the floor, and my arm so happened to hit the bush. so it's my own fault. buuuuuuu me~.................... i'm such a dweeb. blame myself.
poisoned myself with udon.
this morning i woke up at......1pm. and i was obviously starving for not having eaten for the past 12 hours................so with no one else besides imbeciles in the house, duh i had to save myself.
there was only instant udon in the fridge that had to be fried. (unlucky day) and imbecile 1 decided to cook, so the udon turned out .......well, let's say....inedible yet edible. a certain some one just had to put like 1/2 the whole pepper shaker thing in the eggs together with probably the all the teriyaki sauce available. so the order of things that went into the frying pan was=
eggs ->udon -> eggs again.
well, lets look on the bright side of things. if i wasn't there to supervise and intervene at the last minute, we would have been eating uncooked and partially frozen noodles and raw eggs with excess pepper and teriyaki sauce and for some reason, water and ice in the noodles.
so 3 cheers for the egositic me!!!! yays! i own. so lemme try to upload a picture of the product at the end......
but somehow, the thing tasted quite ok at the end....suprisingly. just a tad bit salty. wanna try some? try to down a cup of salt.
ok kiddin. it wasn't so horrible. thanks be to imbecile 1 and yours truly :D
sore sore profitless day.
urgh. spent my day idling......doing nothing at all. makes me frggin mad. buuuuuuuuu~!!!!
my muscles are sore for having not moved in a long long long long long long long long long time. hurts like hell.
my eyes are sore for having stared at the computer screen for a long long long long long long long long long time. hurts like hell.
my fingers are sore, for having typed continuously for a long long long long long long long long long time. hurts like hell.
now do you think it sucks to be me? you had better. i can barely keep my head above my shoulders. doesn't that sound utterly disgusting? stupid shits.....layers of fats are building up. bad bad bad........
cold weather is fun <3
heehee. it's been unusually cold today. it's like winter or something. OH WAIT! it IS winter now. pity there's no snow. lalala. cold weather rocks. love the cold.
what's more, it has been raining all day long. but i couldn't enjoy it cos i was stuck in the gym all day long, walking and running and sit-up-ing and weight lifting and such. YAY~! isn't that fun?!
YAAAAAY~~!!!!!!
i am bored........
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D\
boredboredboredboredbored.
ok.byebye,.
17 useless mail
just finished reading 17 emails. all a whole lot of junk. but i'm still happy i received them anyway. they were all from youtube and facebook. and stuff like that. it's interesting that i only check my email account every.........almost never. only when i suddenly remember that i do have an email account do i check it.
my english feels awkward. i think there's something wrong with the grammar of my last last sentenve. look, bad english again (last last). it shld have been ' the sentence before the last' tsk. bad habits die hard. now thats good english.
hee. my english sucks. shld speak some other language. like french or german or chinese or japanese . or something like that.......considering italian.......(only cos i love pasta)
unusually bored....boredboredbored :(
time drags during the holidays, when you have nothing better to do. bleh bleh bleh.
i dont wanna study. it's probably one of the most interesting things to do on earth, but not today, cos its slack day. this is the day to slack off, watching time crawl and crawl and crawl and crawl until its finally the end of the day. (like now)
bordom bordem boredom boredem. my spelling sucks lately. hahas. i know the 3rd choice is the correct one. i'm not dumb ok. i can use spellcheck! hahahas
bet you were expecting me to say something like 'i'm not dumb ok. i can spell'
oh well, you thought wrong.BWAHHAHAHHAhAHAHAHhahAhAHAHH!!!!!!!!! <--that's what i call fried chicken laughter. its similar to that of a chicken cos both exist on this blog. you dont like it? i'm gonna shoot you with my new and improved water gun. see how you like that.
.....ok. this post is unexpectedy and eerily more random than usual. needa raise my sugar level to return to normal.
see ya punks.
facebook.....erm
facebook's games are unusually addictive.. i can;t stop playing this lame bowling game with cheesy music. i have no idea how to release the ball and i either go too fast or too slow. still, although it's kinda corny and worthless, it's strangely fun and it makes me wanna continue.
NEWS ai nante 愛なんて ♪
it's such a nice song.....it's so sweet. lalalalalalalalala
♪. i'm listening to this real pro play it on piano. OMGOMGOMG:D wish i could play like her. now that i listen to hers, i feel so inferior. my version sucks. it's kinda choppy and has too little chords :( buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. i hate myself now.
must go and learn her version....NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW! lalalalalalalalalalala.
ok. weird. i got over my pissed-off-ness already. that was quick.
what is the worst thing to possibly suffer from?
it's a multiple choice question:
a) insomnia
b) hunger
i guess there isn't actually a correct and wrong answer. it's just up to you to pick. oh well
♪ personally i think that both of them suck, but if i were to pick one, i'd rather suffer from insomnia than hunger.
'i will NOT torture my stomach.'
aren't i innovative♪
happy birthday to.........................♪
just came back from friend's party. hahahas. it was soooooooo super fun :D
first, we went ice skating. it was kinda cool with all the pros doing those stunts and stuff like that. i didn't fall! yay me~! ok, maybe only once cos i was going too fast and the ice was kinda uneven (-_-''') it's soooooo unglam to fall cos before that, it would be natural to struggle to stay upright, although most of the time it doesn't work so you still end up falling. hahas.
♪ and the floor's really cold, so you would end up freezing your ass off if you fell. so not cool.
and then, there was this old geezer who was skating also. and i think he's like too old or something so when he did this jumping stunt thingy, he didn't jump really high. old guy can't skate! bwahahha~!!!!!!
haha♪. anyway, we also watched wildchild. it was kinda funny........i guess...................
and to top everything off, we ate alot. and it really means alot. we ate KFC (and that's why i feel guilty cos i swore never to eat their food after watching some vid about them), some yogurt thing, and popcorn during the movie. ARRRGGHHHHH! gonna get sooooooooooooo fat : (
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XP.................................................
ok....anyway, i wanna wish the bday girl a happy (early) birthday, soooooooo..................
♪ HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY MEGAN~!!!!!~♪have a nice day : )
