piano lesson from hell + smart tip to space out during lessons and not get caught
hello. valued readers. i have returned alive from hell which btw is infested with bananas skin. piano sucks. no. actually the teacher sucks. i'm better off without him. ok. so now for the promised tip:if your music teacher asks you a dumb question like to insert your own dynamics into a piece, just play it loud all the way. scientifically proven, human brains hate random patterns. so the dumbass teacher of yours will just assume that you actually played with different dynamics. genius eh? 100% guranteed to work.
and another thing, irrevelant to our current topic.
if you go to a party and some old person suddenly stares at you, irregardless of whether you know her or not, irregardless of whether he/she is a lesbian/gay/homo/bi/any of the above, stare back until he/she looks away.
howeve if she/he approaches you, tell her/him that you have rabies. chances are, he/she will start freaking out and leave you alone.
i learnt this 1st hand. oh well.
happy boxing day. happy opening your xmas prezzies. and please try to reframe from boxing up something. most probably your hamster........ STOP HAMSTER ABUSE!
posted by JOY FENGAY @ 9:42 pm
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